Wednesday 30 March 2011

Fuck I'm good


Imagine what cake I would have made him had he not beaten* me a few days earlier!?







*For those of you who are not aware, I am very much the most dramatic of all drama queens and use the term "beaten" very loosely for the sake of comedic value. If you have no sense of humour, or you are Japanese and therefore cannot grasp the concept of sarcasm, please totally ignore this post although the title still stands. Thank you.

6 comments:

  1. Presumably the cake body contains a spring-loaded mechanism which will propel the entire edifice in to his face as soon as he blows the candles out?

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  2. I still shiver when recalling the horrific beating you suffered at the hand of your man/owner.

    I can only hope that you learned your lesson.
    Did you?
    Did you really?

    Your man has stress and beating you within an inch of your life is how he releases that stress.

    http://thisis.cjdaweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poste.jpg


    I hope any scars he received on his hands...and emotionally....beating you viciously was hard on him emotionally maybe harder than it was for you.

    Did you ever think about that?

    I look at that cake and think..

    "Is that it? Is that all she has to offer her man? Show some creativity for god's sake"

    You have another beating coming and to be honest you really deserve this next one.

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  3. OMG I'm pml at Chris's comment.

    I think you should have added a black eye to the pic on the stick for comedic value!

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  4. Fuck you are good.

    My husband turns 30 in May and I doubt I will even buy him a cake let alone make one.

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  5. ahhh omg delicious...i like to bake, but alas, no talent TT

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