I'm actually so fucking bored, I'm going to do one of those gay question things. Bloody students who change lesson times and then don't show up as scheduled. Stupid bastard, granted he's only 12, but I think any age over 10 can be called a bastard.
I'd write a proper post out of boredom, but I'm also sick, so something mind-numbingly simple is in order for today.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
'Fuck me, I need to put some make-up on to hide my red nose...'
2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
About 5000 yen, which I plan to blow on stuff I don't need at Costco later today.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Memoir. Well, kinda, if you say it in a funny voice...
4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
The alarm bells one that I keep for people I don't want to talk to.
6. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, black long-sleeved top, pink undies, boots, star socks.
7. Do you label yourself?
Fuck yeah, take your pick- Gaijin, Alcoholic, Drama-Queen, Emotional eater, Mummy, Wifey...
8. Name the brand of the shoes you currently own?
9.Bright or Dark Room?
Dark, Dracula style room if possible.
10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
They are way too positive and happy. No person is that happy.
11. What does your watch look like?
Baby blue G-shock.
12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Drowning in my own snot.
13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"Xorry no skype, yuki in 10? Xxx" (My mum hasnt' really mastered the art of text messaging yet...)
14. What's a word that you say a lot?
15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)
Fuck knows, I don't think anyone else loves me! Possibly a Junior high school kid about 3 years ago...
16. Last furry thing you touched?
Haha this is just asking for a minge joke. No, probably Whiskey.
17. Favorite age you have been so far?
19. It must have been good because I remember projectile vomiting water all over a garden on the morning of my birthday from drinking too much the night before.
18. What was the last thing you said to someone?
行って来るねぇ～ (I'm off!)
19.The last song you listened to?
Norweigan wood, The beatles.
20. Where did you live in 1987?
I was 4... So probably my own filth.
21. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yup, pretty much everyone.
22. Is anyone jealous of you?
23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
A sarcastic smirk, Tattoos, Socks.
24. What’s your favorite town/city?
25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
When I first came to Japan and couldn't speak Japanese and therefore couldn't get internet access.
26. Can you change the oil on a car?
I reckon I could muddle through it.
27. Your first love/big crush: What's the last thing you heard about them?
Married with 2 kids. And fat!
28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yes, head is killing me due to snot drowning situation.
29.What is your current desktop picture?
30. Have you been burnt by love?
More like plunged in to a seething pit of larva. Yes.