Saturday 12 February 2011

Just because

I'm actually so fucking bored, I'm going to do one of those gay question things. Bloody students who change lesson times and then don't show up as scheduled. Stupid bastard, granted he's only 12, but I think any age over 10 can be called a bastard.
I'd write a proper post out of boredom, but I'm also sick, so something mind-numbingly simple is in order for today.


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
'Fuck me, I need to put some make-up on to hide my red nose...'

2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
About 5000 yen, which I plan to blow on stuff I don't need at Costco later today.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Memoir. Well, kinda, if you say it in a funny voice...

4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
A student.

5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
The alarm bells one that I keep for people I don't want to talk to.

6. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, black long-sleeved top, pink undies, boots, star socks.

7. Do you label yourself?
Fuck yeah, take your pick- Gaijin, Alcoholic, Drama-Queen, Emotional eater, Mummy, Wifey...

8. Name the brand of the shoes you currently own?
Converse

9.Bright or Dark Room?
Dark, Dracula style room if possible.

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
They are way too positive and happy. No person is that happy.

11. What does your watch look like?
Baby blue G-shock.

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Drowning in my own snot.

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"Xorry no skype, yuki in 10? Xxx" (My mum hasnt' really mastered the art of text messaging yet...)

14. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck

15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)
Fuck knows, I don't think anyone else loves me! Possibly a Junior high school kid about 3 years ago...

16. Last furry thing you touched?
Haha this is just asking for a minge joke. No, probably Whiskey.

17. Favorite age you have been so far?
19. It must have been good because I remember projectile vomiting water all over a garden on the morning of my birthday from drinking too much the night before.

18. What was the last thing you said to someone?
行って来るねぇ~ (I'm off!)

19.The last song you listened to?
Norweigan wood, The beatles.

20. Where did you live in 1987?
I was 4... So probably my own filth.

21. Are you jealous of anyone?

Yup, pretty much everyone.

22. Is anyone jealous of you?
Probably.

23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
A sarcastic smirk, Tattoos, Socks.

24. What’s your favorite town/city?
Osaka.

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
When I first came to Japan and couldn't speak Japanese and therefore couldn't get internet access.

26. Can you change the oil on a car?
I reckon I could muddle through it.

27. Your first love/big crush: What's the last thing you heard about them?
Married with 2 kids. And fat!

28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yes, head is killing me due to snot drowning situation.

29.What is your current desktop picture?

School logo.

30. Have you been burnt by love?
More like plunged in to a seething pit of larva. Yes.

3 comments:

  1. 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

    I would totally do me. ( I technically do myself..thank you hand...daily..it matters not if theres a lady in the life or not there is plenty for everyone) but like if I was a chick I mean...I'd drop my skirt for me in like a second.

    2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
    I don't have a wallet? I stick my cash in my shorts folded over my underwear. Surfing habit :(

    3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
    Score.

    4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
    A stalker.

    5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
    Vibe mode...all the time.

    6. What are you wearing right now?
    Tommy Hilfiger wife beater and underwear. I strip down between classes...seriously...I hate clothes.

    7. Do you label yourself?
    Violent asshole with massive narcissistic qualities, tend to ignore that my issues have issues. Deeply thoughtful with severe ADHD which is like being bipolar I think?

    8. Name the brand of the shoes you currently own?
    Nike...but prefer "Locals Only" or "Surfah" brand zori's

    9.Bright or Dark Room?
    Dark, Dracula style room if possible.
    (same)

    10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    I think they have pink panties and pray (for their husbands sake that the bra is matching.) Once you stop matching you've kinda said "fuck it". No bra is totally sweet though and is not a violation of the above rule.

    11. What does your watch look like?
    I don't use watches

    12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    confessing a dumb event to the whole fucking world

    13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

    "Hello Chris, long time no chat :) How are you? What are you doing tonight? do you have a Valentine? lol I'm not shy right? "

    14. What's a word that you say a lot?
    BAM

    15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)
    My Wednesday 7pm private lesson student (she's married btw)

    16. Last furry thing you touched?
    My cat.

    17. Favorite age you have been so far?
    26, Bought a Waikiki condo with cash (328G's now worth 800g's Crime pays...anyone who says otherwise did it wrong or never tried.

    18. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    Thank you.

    19.The last song you listened to?
    2pac - The streetz r Deathrow

    20. Where did you live in 1987?
    I was 12 and in a Juvenile detention facility. (8 months)

    21. Are you jealous of anyone?
    Yup, pretty much everyone.
    ( Same...don't know why but everyone is of each other unless their on Ecstasy or somethin)

    22. Is anyone jealous of you?
    Oh yeah, Lotsa peeps for many reasons.

    23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
    A pair of brass Knucks tied to a string tucked into my shorts (old habit), Some cash, a really big heart battling a shitty attitude and the effects of that war written on my face.

    24. What’s your favorite town/city?
    Waikiki....mo fo's!!!!!!
    Wooooo Hoooooooo

    25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to 2 years ago. My monthly probation report (pic on my blog) faxed from Japan to Hawaii

    26. Can you change the oil on a car?
    Yup

    27. Your first love/big crush: What's the last thing you heard about them?
    I am over that one...O.K. her name is Leslie Hull and she lives in Texas and...that's all I know..

    28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
    My ass. I did too many situps on a cold floor and my ass hurts...??..

    29.What is your current desktop picture?
    It's a thing called "Desktop earth" and it is a hourly updating sun clock so I don't contact people at 4am somewhere in the world...free and way cool

    30. Have you been burnt by love?
    No, But I have burned myself with it

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  2. I read this and just had to check my missed calls. It's from a number I don't know. I want to call it to find out but it's probably from one of the dicks I've been dating and erased their number from my address book!

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  3. I break the "any-age-over-10-can-be-called-a-bastard" rule all the time. I'd say it depends on the kid -- some of them are junior bastard achievers.

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