Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Deep throat issues

Because who doesn't love a bit of gross inflamed tonsil action on a Tuesday arvo!?


As you can clearly see from the inside of my mouth I have tonsillitis. Again motherfuckers! I seem to get this shit every month, and I don't even kiss random boys anymore, cheated!

It's only the right side too, which is weird, I went to the doc today and he actually called his colleagues over to look at my fucking huge right tonsil. I have to go to the city hospital on Thursday to see about getting the bastards out. Sooooo looking forward to that... On the plus side I can kill two old birds with one stone and visit Grandma at the same time who is in to get her cataracts operated on. What fun conversation that will bring I'm sure...

One good thing about having to work and drag my arse to the doctors today was that I stumbled upon a random dance school that I never knew was there, I love dancing and have wanted to take lessons for ages so I went and talked to the teacher who was just so delighted that a foreigner had graced her school, but I think she thought I was a way better dancer than I was letting on, when in truth I'm absolute rubbish! Meh, she'll get the picture when I'm stumbling around like an idiot with two left feet on Saturday.


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Inspired by other bloggers who are far less lazy than me I have decided to actually respond to all comments left.

If you ask me a question, I shall reply...

If you write something nice, I shall be forever in your debt and write equally nice things back...

If you write something mean, I shall hunt you down and beat you to a bloody pulp with my brass knuckles... Oh wait, I think that's someone else...

But seriously, I've never had a whack job make a horrible comment here, I feel quite left out!

OK, I have to go and talk with my favourite army student despite swallowing feeling like a hot poker is stabbing the back of my tonsils... No blow job jokes either, it hurts man!

21 comments:

  1. In your expert gaijin opinion, why is the birthrate in Japan so damn low?

    And speaking of not having sex... both your brother and sister-in-law are still living at home, right? When are they going to get some damn proper jobs and move out?

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  2. Anonymous~ Ooooo good questions!
    Low birthrate= The fucking expense and dicking around that is having kids. I know couples in their 40's and 50's who are both having to slog it out at shitty hard jobs to keep their kids educated. If you ain't got money you ain't gettin' an education in this country.
    Plus, there's just not enough shagging goin on, J-guys need to kinky up a bit!

    As for BIl and SIL- Who. The fuck. Knows. I have a feeling BIL may be going to Australia sometime soon, I think even he's sick of his lazy arse hanging around the house. SIL is a lost case, she always will be I fear, but as long as there are dogs to be fiddled with I'm sure she'll stay occupied.

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  3. Ouch on the tonsil thing - getting them out will be shit but worth it in the long wrong considering how often they fuck you over. In NZ I think they send you home the same day but here you might be able to wangle a night or two in peace at the hospital with jelly and ice-cream.

    And what kind of dancing is it?

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  4. damn! I have some thoughts about why it's only the right side, but you said no bj jokes....rats. Great teeth btw. If I did an open mouth pic like that bye bye dinner. It's upchucking for whoever has the misfortune of landing on that post lol.
    Get well soon (-;

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  5. At least once you get your tonsils out, you won't have to worry about being in that kind of pain again! Ever! Plus you'll get to eat lots of ice cream after the surgery! That's right isn't it? You eat ice cream after you're tonsils are taken? Or am I just remembering an episode of "The Brady Bunch?"

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  6. First time commenter, long time reader.

    I think I've developed quite a girl-crush on you <3 Unfortunately, I'll have to post this Anon, too many people who follow you know who I am :(

    Your posts never cease to make me smile, and usually laugh out loud! I love that you're not afraid to post anything and everything about your life, even the bullshit (especially the bullshit) wish I could be half that brave.

    Hope your tonsillitis clears up soon, or that you're able to just get those fuckers yank! It's really not bad at all, I had mine done a few years ago. It was a nice little, mini vacay, fluffed up in a hospital bed with all the ice cream I could eat ; )

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  7. "No blow job jokes either, it hurts man!"

    Well then..saying "that looks like a really nice place to put my ____ !!!" is out:(

    I got nothing...

    Feelin kinda cheated...that was ripe for the picking...fuck!!

    Get well n' stuf yada yada yada...;)

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  8. Oo there's these special lozinger things called Difflam that have some kind of something in there that numbs the throat and gets rid of pain a lot...if that helps?! (^_^)
    I was taking them this year after having a throat infection and then having an allergic reaction to the medicene used to treat the throat infection and they are amazing <3 <3 <3

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  9. If all the restraining kissing random boys hasn't stopped tonsilitis, I'd say you're OK for a bit of random boy kissing. Spread the joy.
    Get well soon.
    Also question: have you ever regretted posting about something? And what happened to the fit ojichan you were thinking about shagging?
    Sarahf

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  10. I am so tempted to leave a whackjob comment now but can't think of one.

    To the anon commenter - I think the birthrate is low in most developed countries now. In Australia you get a shitload of cash just to have a baby.

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  11. looking forward to stories about dance class. yes

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  12. gargle with whiskey. You will thank me for this advice.

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  13. Gaijin wife~ That's what I was thinking!! A nice little holiday wouldn't be tto bad, surely less painful than screaming 2 year old!
    And dancing is hip-hop, I'm going to look so out of place and awkward but at least it might get some cellulite jiggling!

    Loco~ Yes, thank you for restraining yourself with the bj jokes, I know it must take will power! I'm a bit OCD with my teeth, must have been the years with braces that drilled it in to me!

    April~ I totally agree, one big pain is better than lots of pain regularly! And I'm sure there's ice cream and jelly in the deal too!

    Anonymous~ A girl crush is way better than a whack job comment!!! Thank you!
    And thanks for the get well wishes!

    Chris~ Only you could be stumped on what to write without blow jobs in the picture but then write in anyway in a cheeky roundabout way!
    Thanks!
    Oooo and you were right with the fawlty towers reference, big fat gold star for you!!

    Magenta~ Thank you! I went to the chemist today and got a similar thing, stuff to spray on my tonsils and lollies, they are numbing my throat nicely!

    Sarahf~ Blogger won't let me comment as me either lately :( But I've been able to post my name and a link to my blog...
    You're so right, if I'm going to get sick anyway I should just go on a smooching fest!
    Just taught the fit Ojisan and he's totally connected with politicians and actors and stuff, enhancing his appeal!!! He's invited me to a play and drinking next month, wooohhooooo! (A seperate blog post is in order I think)

    Kathrynoh~ I thought one of the regulars might try and leave a whack job comment, if you come up with any feel free!!
    And yeah I agree with the birthrate, we got $8000 all up between Japan and Australia for poppin out lil' Ash. Maybe except for India and China, they just can't stop shagging it would seem!

    Navjeet~ Yes, there will no doubt be many dancing stories!

    BiggerInJapan~ OK, am off to buy whiskey now, although I fear I may just accidentally have to have it on the rocks and possibly polish the whole bottle off. I will not be thanking you for the hang over! ;)

    Thanks for the comments everyone, who knew that this wasn't hard at all, I actually like corresponding with fabulous people!

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  14. i get tonsilitis all the fucking time too!! it's usually due to going to bed too late, coupled with smokey environment... my doctor (in japan) was really harrassing me about getting them removed, but it would cost me a whopping 15man, and that is WITH the government insurance, so i told him thanks but no thanks... so good luck to you. i would get them out in a heartbeat if it didn't cost that much money though...

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  15. on the rocks is even better, because, well, the ice reduces the swelling, you know. And yes, judging from the size of that lump, I think one bottle will be just enough. My professional advice.

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  16. Hey wanna say thank you for your comment and holy crap have I gotten a lot of traffic from here! I'll try to comment more often too!

    I'm kinda in shock that you still have your tonsills... I got those babies out when I was in 2nd grade! I hope you feel better soon.

    As for questions... I got nothing now. But maybe someday soon!

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  17. Kari~ Yup, only people who get tonsilitis all the time know how bad it is! I haven't asked the price yet, maybe I can mooch some of Ryota's company insurance... or schedule a trip home where it would be cheaper...

    BiggerInJapan~ So i totally almost had a whiskey on the rocks but i had to teach small children and thought 'Whiskey-breathe stumbling sensei wasn't the best look... However ice cold beer works just as well as I discovered after work!

    Caroline~ Thanks for the comment! I'm so glad I found your blog through Loco! I'm not the best commenter either but I'm trying to make more of an effort these days!

    Origa-me~ hehe I know right, it's not even that bad compared to normal, usually there's white crap all over them too!

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  18. Holy (insert deity or profanity of choice)! Been a bit AWOL from my own blog since I'm never home but just took a peek at my stats and saw a heap of hits from your site! Have browsed your blog on a number if occasions and enjoyed it but argh, yes, I'm one of those horrible 'no comment' ppl if it's too much trouble, like when I'm on my iPhone. I love this thing but it's a real pain to type on. But I'm doing it now!!! 頑張ってるよ!
    Get well soon, please, so I dont have to be surprised over scary medical pics anymore ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘

    What kind of dancing are you into?

    And omg autocorrect is trying to kill me, over and out!!!

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  19. Looks like you got a problem there...yes big problem indeed.

    It must be hard to speak decently. Get that taken care of quick.

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  20. Ri~ Don't worry, I'm totally guilty of the "meh can't be bothered on my iphone" type ;)
    Thanks for the get well wishes, almost completely better I think, and I promise no more gory pics for a while!

    I feel like an imposter if i say I'm 'in' to dancing... But I don't know, anything boppy.. I don't know if that or 'club rat dancing' is counted as a category!

    TheGhost~ Thanks, a problem indeed it was! That's probably what makes it more of a problem, I talk all freaking day! 100% better today though.

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