We were young and single, once...
Then it was bloody festival fish. R.I.P little dudes...
And then a bleeding cat!
And now...
The world has just gone mad, my house has turned into a shelter for abandoned animals. This big arse turtle was about to get run over, poor pet. Seriously, why are there so many turtles roaming around Japan!? I never saw turtles in Aussie, and they have perfect conditions there, here it's all concrete and sadistic elementary school kids with nets and shit. I vote to call it Shellie, (get it, shell, shellie! Was totally lost on all in-laws ((minus SIL who I'm still ignoring)) and Japanese neighbours, but I cracked myself up) and add her to our collection of annoying/smelly/noisy things in our house, but I'm thinking Ryochan will be fighting to release her back into the pond near our house, and honestly I'm quite happy to do that. What the fuck do turtles eat anyway!? Right, best be off to google turtles...
Shelly....lol! That would definitely go over the Japanese heads! Another good one is Murtle the Turtle....
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the turtle, I've heard they're quite tricky to keep as pets? Might be a good idea if Ryota decides to send it back to the wild.
LOLZ at Shelly. As kids we had a lamb called Baaasil.
ReplyDeletemy cousin's kids had 2 turtles when they were in Hongkers called Pootle and Poonie. Sadly one of them met an unfortunate end after falling from the 30th floor window....
ReplyDeleteI killed the fish my boss got at the festival by giving them too much food. 5 fish in 1 day. That was a fun day at work.
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